My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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