Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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