His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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