Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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