She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I should be sponsored by Trojan
worst night to have a conscience
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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