"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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