is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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