just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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