ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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