Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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