in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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