I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Randomize
