it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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