Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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