but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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