Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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