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(949): View more from California

I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful

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(406): View more from Montana

We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it

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(313): View more from Michigan

you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...

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(207): View more from Maine

FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.

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(714): View more from California

You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"

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(850): View more from Florida

We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes

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