My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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