I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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