just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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