why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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