Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
if i died would you start the facebook group?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Of course I have a pirate flag
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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