jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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