and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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