i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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