this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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