So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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