My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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