Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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