thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
