Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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