Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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