She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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