Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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