They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
then he tried to convert me to islam
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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