He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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