Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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