Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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