Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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