one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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