I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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