Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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