After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You're like the curious george of whores
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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