whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
