Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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