I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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