come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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