East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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