dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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