with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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