One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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