Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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