if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Just high enough for therapy.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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