Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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