Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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